i took down my profile. i now need to do the same on nerve. i wasn't feeling this online thing. seriously. how can you judge whether or not you want to date someone based on their "keep it healthy" diet, or "my ideal date is a walk on the beach, candlelight dinner..." blah, blah, blah. knowing that information is more likely to scare me off--who the hell wants to spend an evening experiencing a cliche? not i, said the cat.

i'm turning down the volume on all the voices saying, "e-dating is a great option for the 'busy' 'modern-day' person who doesn't have time to always go out to the clubs and bars to meet people." i think i just want to go into a hermetic hibernation, right now. i think the next date i'll set up for myself is one for a therapist. that's always fun. a full hour of talking about myself. "narcissus? narcissus? we got the back corner pond at the rear of the forest."

yahoo.com changed its horoscope format to a shorter, more direct version. it kind of sucks because they no longer give you your daily numeroscope (drats!). my forecast for today?

Should you have been more patient with that certain someone? More understanding? More willing to take the time to train them properly? Nah. Stop sighing, and get dressed. The next lucky contestant is looking for you right now. Go!

i got one measly wink from some 35 year-old white guy. i'm not exactly bitter about the one wink, though. i'm hoping my warning worked on the cyber illiterates on match.com. anyway, this dude says he's only looking for "white/caucasian" women. why then, is he winking at me? YES, ladies and gents, because i'm oh so special! i hope you can smell the sarcasm through your computer monitors, here.

this just in, triniti has some interesting updates for sex? in THIS city? let's just hope she gets around to posting them, because obviously nothing is going on in my department!