i got one measly wink from some 35 year-old white guy. i'm not exactly bitter about the one wink, though. i'm hoping my warning worked on the cyber illiterates on match.com. anyway, this dude says he's only looking for "white/caucasian" women. why then, is he winking at me? YES, ladies and gents, because i'm oh so special! i hope you can smell the sarcasm through your computer monitors, here.

this just in, triniti has some interesting updates for sex? in THIS city? let's just hope she gets around to posting them, because obviously nothing is going on in my department!