all right. i can smell "asian fetish" whenever i see a guy's profile on match.com that says that he's only looking for "asian/pacific islander" and he's not asian or pacific islander. to remedy getting any more winks from these cyber illiterates, i'm going to have to gouge out their eyes (metaphorically). i updated my profile:

PLEASE RESPECT that i only am interested in MEN OF COLOR between the AGES Of 27-35 and don't expect me to explain why, nor to respond to messages that ignore this. also, if you're a man of color only looking for "Asian/Pacific Islander" and you are NOT Asian or Pacific Islander, i'm NOT interested. i have no patience for ASIAN FETISHISTS.

trin wants me to also sign up for matchmaker.com but i don't have the patience for the lengthy and trite questionnaire. wow. i really don't sound like i'm into this. maybe, someone will really have to land on my car hood.